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Jiri Prochazka Jokes About Turning Down Women in Social Media Video

Oscar Nascimento, MMA News Editor at AgentMMABy Oscar Nascimento
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Jiri Prochazka rode past a group of women and captioned the video, “not today ladies 😭🥀" NOT TODAY?! BRO, WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE YOU’RE JUST RESCHEDULING? 💀 Man’s talking like he’s fully booked today but might have a free slot tomorrow. 😂 Via @jirkaprochazka What does Jiri mean by “not today”? 👀 #ufc #mma #jiriprochazka #mmafunny #funnymma

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Jiri Prochazka has given the internet something lighter than his usual fight-week content. The light heavyweight contender posted a video of himself riding past a group of women, captioned "not today ladies," with a crying face and a wilted rose emoji attached.

The clip drew the expected pile-on of jokes. Fans zeroed in on the phrasing, with one popular reaction wondering why "not today" sounded more like a rescheduling than a rejection, as if Prochazka were fully booked but might open a slot tomorrow.

The post is a throwaway bit of humor, and nothing in it points to a fight announcement or a change in his career plans. It fits the playful, unfiltered persona the Czech has cultivated outside the cage.

Jiri Prochazka
Jiri Prochazka

The fighter behind the joke

Prochazka is 33 years old and fights out of Jetsaam Gym in Brno, Czech Republic. He holds a record of 32-6-1 and is ranked second in the light heavyweight division. He fights from an orthodox stance and stands six-foot-three, with an 80-inch reach.

He is best known for a freewheeling, high-pressure striking style. He lands 5.69 significant strikes per minute at 55 percent accuracy, numbers that reflect an aggressive, volume-oriented approach. His grappling output is modest by comparison, averaging 0.51 takedowns and 0.2 submission attempts per 15 minutes.

Why it matters

  • Prochazka sits one step from the top of the light heavyweight rankings, so his public profile stays relevant even in downtime.
  • Social posts like this keep him in front of fans between fights, a useful asset for a contender in a division with few high-profile names.
  • The video carries no competitive stakes, but it reinforces the lighthearted side of a fighter whose in-cage reputation is built on relentless pressure.
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